T5: Rollin with the Reaper

June 15th, 2013

Whoa! Another depressing episode of T5 rollin in your direction. Todays special wrist cutting episode is all about death and the playlist I have for my funeral. I did try to have some humor involved but I guess i'm not as funny as I thought. Anywho, turn the lights down low, light some candles, sit yourself within the chalked pentagram on your bedroom floor and take a journey to the dark side...

x: Forever Goodbye - The Mostar Driving Club

x: Through These Eyes - Social Distortion

x: Where the Moss Slowly Grows - Tiger Army

x: Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus

x: Santo & Johnny - Sleepwalk

Back ground music provided by Depeche Mode Sonata No. 14 in Cm

Opening clip can be found here... Heathers- i love my dead gay son

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T5: Male Suffering Model

June 8th, 2013

I wish I had more one liners or words that were witty and stuff... However this is episode 17 and this is all about being a model.

x: Girls on Film - Duran Duran

x: Taking Pictures of You - The Kooks

x: The Model - Kraftwerk

x: Vogue - Madonna

x: Male Model - The Undertoness

Back ground music provided by The Cure Pictures of You.I could onlyu find the kareoke version

Opening and ending clips can be found here... Derek Zoolander, Male Model

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T5: Rohypnol Is Not For Me

June 3rd, 2013

Get out your black lights and rubber gloves... wait wrong thought. Let us try, hover over your drinks, and protect your shit, and your balloon knot. Rapist are out there to butt rape you the second you look away. Guess who’s a little late to the party... Yeah this guy is, however I have a good excuse. Ok not really but that’s what I am going with. Today is a subject that can turn very ugly very quickly, but it’s okay, I will turn out the lights... Shhhh it’s all about rape baby, let’s do this!

x: Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones

x: Prison Sex - Tool

x: Date Rape - Sublime

x: Johnny Date Rape - Hub City Stompers

x: Good Bye Horses - Q Lazzarus & Garvey

Back ground music provided by Tribe Called Quest's The Infamous Date Rape.Tribe Called Quest's The Infamous Date Rape

Ending clip can be found here... Date Rape Drugs / PSA / Public Service Announcement

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T5: Jesus Drinks for Free

May 26th, 2013

Jesus is in the house! Yes it is true, jesus is here to take away all your sins and free you from the bondage of your transgressions. Join me today as we praise the one and only living god! OK, now that thats out... Lets party like a rock star from Galilee, see the guy who can change water into coors light, by just the wave of a hand. So does anybody know any good jesus joke?

x: Bad Job Jesus - Sarah Blackwood

x: Jesus is Just Alright - DC Talk

x: Killing For Jesus - Circle Jerks

x: Jesus Stole My Baby - Novel Miseries

x: Are You Drinking with Me Jesus - Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon

Back ground music provided by The Thrill Kill Kult's Kooler than Jesus
Ending clip can be found here... CAN THE PEOPLE OF GOD (CHRISTIANS) BRING ORAL SEX INTO THE Marriage

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T5: Rage on the Weekends, Conservative Pimp on the Weekdays

May 18th, 2013

Throw out your bras, burn your panties... Oh wait, thats later! Anyway, look what we have here, its your semi favorite mush mouth pimp, bringing your ass a new T5 episode! Todays show is about Rage and I mean in the political rhetoric arena of battlefields. This isn't your typical, sit in a circle singing Kum Ba Yah shit, this is REAL SON... Ok not really, this is just songs that have a political undertone. I've been overdosing on political talk radio recently and felt the need to get this out through interpretive dance, at least in my mind thats what I saw...

x: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son

x: Public Enemy - Fight the Power

x: Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A.

x: Rise Against - Make it Stop (Septembers Children)

x: Bullet in the Head - Rage Against the Machine

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T5: Lucky 13 Perversion

May 11th, 2013

Woot Woot Lets get naked and dance next to fire under a full moon! Why do you ask...? Well its Lucky 13! Yes ladies and gentleman this lil show made it to 13! Well even though most would not celebrate such an event, I'm not normal... So kiddies, pour your favorite drink and touch yourself if you need to. I promise, I don't mind, heck I may even join you! Anyway, lets toast to 13! it is after all my favorite and lucky of all numbers!

x: Thirteen - Johnny Cash

x: 13 Cats - 13 Cats

x: Thirteen Women (And Only One Man in Town) - Bill Haley

x: Thirteen - Psycho Charger

x: Bad Luck - Social Distortion

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T5: Hip Hop Dreamsicle

May 3rd, 2013

Its been awhile Since I've posted something to this podcast thing... It been awhile since I've gone and fucked things up Just like I always do... And it's been awhile, but all that shit Seems to disappear When I'm with you... You guessed it, I opened this post with a stained song. Now i'm sad and depressed Well turn that frown upside down kiddies, its hip hop creaminess coming from the 208, word to your mother! YO! Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean clean clean clean... Tonights tasty treats of scrumptious edibles presented with a fine 2013 bottle of Old E. Check this list, and recognize! Dolla Dolla Bill Y'All

x: I'm Bad - LL Cool J

x: Jump Around - House of Pain

x: Got Your Money - Ol' Dirty Bastard ft Kelis

x: Uptown Anthem - Naughty By Nature

x: How Do you Want It - 2 Pac Ft K-Ci and JoJo

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T5: Nachos and Porn, or simply Concert Memories

April 13th, 2013

Hey you, I'm talking to you... Not you! The Dirty Sheep Fucker next to you. Hello Kiddies!!!! I have another tasty show for y'all, its not as good as nachos and porn, but what is? Really? Whats better than that? Anywho, this weeks episode is all about memories and more specifically concert memories. Put on your laughing hats and strap in for another super fun (boring) time! The gods have yet to speak on this fun filled road to perdition.

I'm a little late with this episode, I blame the internet and my inability to focus sometimes. however always remember "Lifes a garden, dig it!!!"

x: StarFuckers Inc - NIN

x: Mint Car - The Cure

x: Little Plastic Castle - Ani DiFranco

x: Miss Take - Horrorpops

x: Bakersfield - Social Distortion

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T5: Metalicious

April 4th, 2013

Well well well... Another week and another show to rub your weiner against! This week we are jumping into the pit and having a dance party. Yes Kids it METAL time and Cristian13 has the goo all over his face. Get ready to melt your face off to these Metalicious treats.

5: Walk - Pantera

4: Tennessee Drive - Assjack

3: Wait and Bleed - Slipknot

2: Cry Little Sister - Seasons After

1: Blood - In This Moment

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T5: VLV is not for me

March 28th, 2013

New show this week kiddies, you lucky bastards! So I was gonna be in Vegas this week for VLV but had to cancel due to.... Another story for another time, anyway. This show is all rockabilly and an added bonus it all new school rockabilly. So grab your dancing shows, freshen up your drink, Swedish tuck your boner, and lets party!

5: Long Blond Hair - The Phantom Shakers

4: 21 Days in Jail - Cherry Tess and Her Rhythem Sparks

3: Angel Eyes - The Obscuritones

2: El Vampiro - Dragsstrip 77

1: He's All Mine - Kim Lenz and the Jaguars Featuring Big Sandy

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